We help enterprises adopt the AI Slop SDLC. Modernize your software development. Automate your design. Replace thinking with prompting.
Why write requirements when you can just describe the vibe? Our consultants train your PMs to prompt instead of spec. User stories become user prompts. Acceptance criteria becomes "make it feel right."
Traditional architecture requires understanding systems. The AI Slop SDLC requires understanding nothing. Just paste your error messages into Claude until it works. That's the architecture now.
From Figma to deployment without a single human understanding the code. Our CI/CD pipeline includes automated "did you try asking again?" retries and a "ship it anyway" emergency button.
Describe what you want in natural language. Precision optional.
Let AI produce code, designs, docs. Don't look too closely.
"No, not like that." Repeat until exhaustion or success.
Deploy. Pray. Monitor for fires. Blame the AI.
Technical debt is someone else's problem. Specifically, your future self's.
"We shipped 47 features last quarter. I don't know what any of them do, but the velocity metrics are incredible. My board is thrilled."
"Our junior devs now output more code than our seniors ever did. The seniors keep saying things like 'that's not how auth works' but the tests pass so who's right really."
"Slop Shop helped us realize we were overthinking software development. Now we don't think about it at all. Liberating."
If your engineers can still explain how your system works after our engagement, we'll give you a full refund. This has never happened.